World's Stupidest Installer
Posted: 2018-03-08T22:52:01-07:00
Hey.
I'm a Macintosh (only!!) guy, and I'm in a situation where I need to generate a JPG or PNG ( I prefer PNG ) in 16 bit depth to accommodate someone else's software.
The overwhelming default is 8 bit, and the various freeware programs I know can't help-- Preview can't change the depth, Seashore can't change Depth, Chocoflop can sort of change depth, but only in the Chocoflop format, and when I try to save as JPG or PNG it helpfully reverts to 8 bit depth...
So I went looking for something else, maybe UNIX command line tool, and, here I am, because I notice the --depth parameter to ImageMagick.
I really wish I could have just d'loaded an executable, but that didn't seem to be available, so I tried to Go With The Flow. I was instructed to DL macports if I didn't have it, so I did that. Then I was instructed to "sudo port install ImageMagick" so I did that. I ran into a problem, that the Xcode command line tools weren't installed, so I tried to do that. I ran into a problem, that I didn't have enough disk space, so I deleted a bunch of schloss, and then installed all the Xcode tools without problem. Allegedly.
But then I kept trying "sudo port install ImageMagick" and nothing really happened-- doing a global find on "Magick" found ten bazillion files, but no executable or application, just a trillion C source files and whatnot.
So eventually I gave up, sorta, and deleted every folder containing the name "Magick", and tried once again to ""sudo port install ImageMagick"
But that didn't work either:
Error: Unable to open port: couldn't change working directory to "/opt/local/var/macports/sources/rsync.macports.org/release/tarballs/ports/graphics/ImageMagick": no such file or directory
Well, shoot. So I manually created that directory, and then I got this:
Error: Unable to open port: Could not find Portfile in /opt/local/var/macports/sources/rsync.macports.org/release/tarballs/ports/graphics/ImageMagick
I'm smart enough to recognize a bottomless pit when I see one.
For The Love Of Ozzy, can you help me get a working executable?
I'm a Macintosh (only!!) guy, and I'm in a situation where I need to generate a JPG or PNG ( I prefer PNG ) in 16 bit depth to accommodate someone else's software.
The overwhelming default is 8 bit, and the various freeware programs I know can't help-- Preview can't change the depth, Seashore can't change Depth, Chocoflop can sort of change depth, but only in the Chocoflop format, and when I try to save as JPG or PNG it helpfully reverts to 8 bit depth...
So I went looking for something else, maybe UNIX command line tool, and, here I am, because I notice the --depth parameter to ImageMagick.
I really wish I could have just d'loaded an executable, but that didn't seem to be available, so I tried to Go With The Flow. I was instructed to DL macports if I didn't have it, so I did that. Then I was instructed to "sudo port install ImageMagick" so I did that. I ran into a problem, that the Xcode command line tools weren't installed, so I tried to do that. I ran into a problem, that I didn't have enough disk space, so I deleted a bunch of schloss, and then installed all the Xcode tools without problem. Allegedly.
But then I kept trying "sudo port install ImageMagick" and nothing really happened-- doing a global find on "Magick" found ten bazillion files, but no executable or application, just a trillion C source files and whatnot.
So eventually I gave up, sorta, and deleted every folder containing the name "Magick", and tried once again to ""sudo port install ImageMagick"
But that didn't work either:
Error: Unable to open port: couldn't change working directory to "/opt/local/var/macports/sources/rsync.macports.org/release/tarballs/ports/graphics/ImageMagick": no such file or directory
Well, shoot. So I manually created that directory, and then I got this:
Error: Unable to open port: Could not find Portfile in /opt/local/var/macports/sources/rsync.macports.org/release/tarballs/ports/graphics/ImageMagick
I'm smart enough to recognize a bottomless pit when I see one.
For The Love Of Ozzy, can you help me get a working executable?